FOOD FUCK.

By JonH

Geoff and Perry had an 'arrangement' going, it started one night a few months back at the bingo night the local football team had organized to raise funds for new nets. Between games Geoff excused himself from his wife's table and had gone to the mens. At the urinal he was exchanging small talk with Perry who played in the open age team, Perry finished taking a piss and was shaking off the last few drops when he noticed Geoff doing the same, three, maybe four shakes usually does it but for some reason both blokes kept shaking until they'd cracked raw erections.

Seconds later they're in a cubicle, Perry's cock was way up Geoff's arse, it hurt like hell but Geoff had finally fulfilled his fantasy about getting his hole plugged, so as Perry wiped his softening shaft on his shirt tail they made the arrangement.

Getting together wasn't easy. Geoff was 32 and had been married for six years to Sharon, he really did love her and didn't want to jeopodise what he valued. Their sex life was regular, sporadic and satisfying the only thing neglected was Geoff's arse hole.

29 year old Perry was the ideal bloke in this regard. Ever since he was a teenager he'd had a fascination with arses, male and female and his secret lust was watching his cock sink up another persons back passage. For woman this wasn't the greatest discovery so as he said to Perry he 'does woman front ways and guys up the back'.

Sharon had gone to her sisters on the Saturday morning to organize a wedding and she wasn't going to be back until Monday morning so Geoff had the house to himself and at the Sunday morning football game he had a word in Perry's ear about the afternoon.

At the gate to the ground they ran into Nigel, a 27 year old bloke who hung round the club giving his opinion on the state of play, trains, food at local pubs in fact anything. He was the kind of bloke who when he was called a tosser figured it as a form on endearment.

Geoff and Perry were keen to lose him that afternoon but the leer and the scratching of his crotch gave away his suspicions that something was going to happen between the two of them. Nigel was the kind of guy who liked to watch, they figured this one night down Brampton Lane, Geoff was wiping Perry's cum off his leg and in the dim light they caught Nigel standing three metres away. At first they thought he'd cause trouble but when Geoff went over to Nigel to have a word or beat him up he saw the cum between his feet - he'd been watching and had jerked off.

Forty five minutes later the three of them were sitting around Geoff's living room eating fried chicken, potato, gravy and peas. Buying the takeaway food was a way they'd hoped to lose Nigel but it hadn't worked. Perry bought a few cans of lager on the way - he figured mild drunkenness and horniness would make it easier to tell Nigel to piss off.

The roasted chicken wasn't hot enough and the potato too soft but by the time they got settled all three of them were hungry. Geoff's finger were shining with grease from the chicken when he picked up his pint glass and it slipped straight out his hand and into his lap.

"Jesus!!"

Geoff jumped up from the couch sending what beer hadn't soaked into his trousers splashing onto the coffee table.

Nigel and Perry held their pieces of takeaway chicken to their mouths as they watched Geoff bolt from the room, they were both hungry so it was tempting just to let Geoff get himself sorted out and keep on eating. Nigel shoved a chicken breast into his mouth, through greasy lips and a mouth full of chicken he said something that sounded like damn.

After a couple of minutes Geoff hadn't come back so taking a bite from the drumstick in his hand Perry went into the kitchen to see what was up. Geoff was leaning on the bench wearing only his t-shirt, his beer soaked track pants and undies hung over the back of a chair. Perry realised this was the first time he'd seen Geoff's arse in the light of the day, the smallest of creases in the skin below the white rounded cheeks made it clear how firm they were. Perry adjusted the almost instant hardon that jumped alive in his jeans.

Geoff turned but made no effort to cover his naked arse.

"What about Nigel?" Perry asked in a low whisper.

Geoff shrugged, clearly not fussed and happy to let his mate get an eyeful of his naked arse - this is my kitchen and a bloke from the local club can see my arse - was his only thought.

"He's in there gougin' himself". Perry caught site of the fine dark hairs on Geoffs arse. Not fighting a sudden urge he slid the chicken piece in his hand up the length of Geoff's crack.

"You dirty bastard" Geoff said with a grin. Spreading his legs slightly a rough sigh escaped his lips as the drumstick slid deeper into his crack. Perry then pushed the rounded greasy end hard against the spot where he guessed Geoff's hole was.

"Ohrrr...mate. Fuck Nigel" The chicken slid out Geoffs crack and with erection lifting his t-shirt strode back into the living room with Perry right behind.

"Nigel mate we're busy OK you outta go"

Nigels mouth hung open, he stopped chewing the mouthful of chicken and stared slack jawed at Geoff's naked legs and jutting cock.

"air eet" was all he could get out but he made no attempt to get up. The only thing that snapped him out of his shocked stare was the sight of Perry stripping down to his baggy y-fronts, an obvious erection stretching the fabric.

It wasn't hard to see the erection straining in Nigels white track pants, he quickly chewed at his mouthful of food then gulped it "ahh, can I....?" he looked down at his crotch and slipped his hand down his front.

Perry slid his undies down his legs, kicked them onto the coffee table and picked up his piece of chicken again. With an eye on Nigel's reaction he began to rub it along Geoff's stiff cock before sliding it in a trail across his skin back into the crack still greasy from the kitchen.

This got Nigel jumping up from the couch, tearing at his shoelaces he got his boots off, ripped down his track pants and threw off his jumper and jacket. Naked with his 7" inch circumcised cock already oozing pre-cum he grabbed some discarded chicken skin and meat from the table and slathered it along the length of his shaft before slowing pumping the greasy pole.

Perry slid the piece of chicken out of Geoff's crack and took a bite from it. With a smirk Nigel took up the challenge. Dropping to his knee's with his back to them Nigel lent forward and reaching back began to rub his handful of chicken along his own raw looking crack, taking extra care to push the greasy white meat against his hole the pale skin soon shone.

After taking in the sight for a second or two Geoff and Perry jumped into action. Those pale arse cheeks and the hole twitching with chicken grease before them, the feeling of jerking off with your mates in a living room...

"I wanna used cock up mah arse...do im' first" Geoff mumbled. Looking glazed eyed at the cock heads and Nigels arse Geoff picked up the tub of potato and gravy and scooping a handful soon plastered the smooth white mess along each pole before tipping a load onto Nigels arse. The gray and white potato and gravy mixture landed with a plop onto the jutting arse before running slowly down into the crevice.

"Carn' lads fuck me" Nigel's plea was muffled by the carpet.

Hammering his potato covered cock Perry dropped to his knee's and rubbed his hand violently along Nigels crack before pushing hard against the red lips of the hole. Hammering his finger hard against it his hand was soon caked with potato, a piece of chicken skin did the trick in the end - pushed against Nigels arse lips it sunk easily into his arse leaving the arse lips loose and shining. Dropping his body over Nigel's Perry maneuvered his cock into place then with a quick shove broke through the ring.

Nigel shook his head wildly on the floor, the carpet burn on his forehead nothing compared to the searing hotness and pure pleasure of having his hole torn into by Perry's fast sinking shaft. Hammering his own cock he knew he was gonna blow faster and harder than anytime he wanked himself.

Geoff got down and lent on Nigel's back fisting his cock as he watched his mates shaft gut deep into Nigels chute. Potato caking his pubic hairs and sweat breaking out on his brow he watched transfixed as Perry's 8" cut inches sunk into the puny raw arse spread for him. He felt his own balls rise up and saw Perry's weren't slapping around as usual so he knew they were both close. From the frantic jerking of Nigel's elbow it was clear he was gonna jizz on the carpet any second. Geoff wanted that cock up his arse.

"You like fried chicken n' me mates cock up ya' arse Nige" Geoff whispered into Nigel's ear. The shudder, the back of the hips and the hot breath shooting out from the carpet said it all.

Nigel's arse hole slammed shut as Perry wrenched his cock out. Geoff was down crouching on his knee's, the familiar arse hole offered up to the steel hard, real close cock. Pushing Nigel's sweat covered body to the side Geoff lewdly pulled his arse cheeks apart. The warm smell of chicken and mans arse unmistakable. The now mangled piece of chicken got slathered on his hole so hard it fell completely apart. Perry used his middle finger to push a piece of white meat into his mates hole greasing up the entry.

Dropping forward, one arm supporting himself the other guiding his cock to the target, it sunk slow into the hot anal passage. Geoff liked it slow til the cock head broke through the ring and the shaft slid up his guts and when he felt the brush of Perry's pubes on his arse cheeks he sighed. The perfect Sunday. Sliding his hand along Nigel's sweat covered body he got himself a sweaty palm which he clasped on his own cock - jerking in time to Perry's humping the speed slowly picked up.

This was gonna be fast. The heat and the smell in the room had got to them. Takeaway chicken up the arse instead of the mouth - it wasn't planned that way. Perry jerked his body hard against his mates arse, the sweaty greasy skin slapped loudly in the quite room. The grunts, the fist on shafts and the pole slapping into a loose and eager hole.

"Whooarrrrr" a loud of jizz shot up Perry's cock, ripping his grease covered shaft outta his mate he let fly white jets onto the shaking, humping bloke below him. The hot cum on the back of his neck was enough for Geoff. Cum shot from his cock in wild and frenzied ways - the carpet, his own chest and fingers soon bubbled and squelched with another load.

The three sweat soaked blokes eased themselves apart and lay quietly watching the ceiling waiting for some kind of strength to come back. Perry realized he was abit hungry then remembered the piece of white chicken meat he'd pushed up Geoff's arse. 'Damn' he thought.